Virginia Tech heads into Saturday’s showdown with all the swagger of a kid who’s never actually won at anything. The 0-3 Hokies, led by head coach Phillip Montgomery—whose last win feels like a mythological creature—are praying to the football gods for a mercy touchdown. Analytics outfit SP+ has crunched the numbers so hard they’re practically begging the calculator for mercy.
Fans in the stands will grab binoculars to see if the Hokies even remember which end zone they’re headed for, while Wofford quietly polishes its team bus, mentally preparing for the easiest morale boost in school history. Will Virginia Tech actually score? SP+ says yes, but let’s just say the bet’s still a long shot.
Fans in the stands will grab binoculars to see if the Hokies even remember which end zone they’re headed for, while Wofford quietly polishes its team bus, mentally preparing for the easiest morale boost in school history. Will Virginia Tech actually score? SP+ says yes, but let’s just say the bet’s still a long shot.
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