Progrums

Virginia Tech, fresh off a brain-melting 0-2 kickoff, has turned halftime adjustments into a high-stakes séance. Coaches convene with ghostly visions of past glories, hoping Frank Beamer himself will whisper the secret play call nobody’s ever used. Meanwhile, fans in Blacksburg have begun staging “sit-ins” at concession stands, insisting they’ll only stand up if the Hokies show half as much fight as the nacho cheese machine. As Vanderbilt’s second half felt like watching your Wi-Fi crash—and then crash again—Pry vows this weekend’s clash with Old Dominion will feature at least one successful snap and zero apologies. If nothing else, look forward to the moment the Hokies finally remember which end zone is theirs.