Progrums

In a stunning display of journalistic valor, six brave scribblers have declared themselves experts on tomorrow’s monumental battle between Virginia Tech and Wofford. Armed with nothing but caffeine-fueled overconfidence, outdated playbooks, and a vague recollection of last season’s stats, they’ve boldly predicted who will strut off the field with bragging rights. Some bet on Virginia Tech’s offense actually showing up, while Wofford hopefuls cling to dreams of a heroic upset. Forecasts range from soul-crushing blowouts to nail-biting epics—because why settle for consistency? Rest assured, at least one writer will be wildly wrong, guaranteeing a wave of contrite tweets come Monday. Tune in for the most scientifically dubious forecast since that time your barista tried predicting the weather.