Progrums

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Virginia Tech’s men’s soccer squad finally discovered that “undefeated” doesn’t mean “invincible.” Squaring off against Boston College, the Hokies came out looking like championship material—pristine passing, motivational fist bumps, the works—until they turned the final third into a blooper reel of catastrophic errors. Between bizarre own-goal auditions and defensive passes that magically drifted straight to BC forwards, Hokie fans were treated to a masterclass in how not to win. When the final whistle blew, Boston College strutted off with all three points while Virginia Tech players stared at each other, wondering if someone had switched their brains off during warmups. Moral of the story: practice makes perfect… unless you forget to practice not losing. Thanks for the demo, BC.