Progrums

In a bold testament to its unwavering commitment to change, Virginia Tech has once again bid farewell to Brent Pry, proving that coach turnover is the Hokies’ true legacy. Fans wistfully recall the distant days of Frank Beamer—when victory parades weren’t scheduled based on calendar coincidences. Now, VT’s athletic department is eyeing five coordinators for the coveted head coach gig, as if assembling a superhero team to rescue a sinking ship. Rumor has it they’ll decide the winner via talent show and interpretive dance, ensuring the next leader is both tactically sound and rhythmically gifted. Expect tryouts at Lane Stadium, complete with smoke machines and concession-stand karaoke.