Progrums

Fresh off their first win of the season, Virginia Tech players are strutting into Saturday’s showdown clutching that milestone victory like a golden ticket. Having survived decades of soul-crushing defeats, they’re treating last week’s W as if it cured all their historical sins. Undeterred by the fact that oddsmakers have them listed as double-digit underdogs, the Hokies have actually started a chant begging NC State to show mercy—or at least offer better halftime snacks. Armed with newfound confidence and a playlist full of pump-up jams, they’re ready to prove they’re more than just fodder for friendly wagers. After all, nothing says “we believe in ourselves” quite like getting stomped but still posting inspirational quotes on social media.