Progrums

Joey Galloway stepped onto social media’s grand stage this week to drop a hot take hotter than a Texas July: freshman phenomenon Bryce Underwood is already outshining the Longhorns’ golden boy, Arch Manning. Galloway, possibly fueled by extra stadium nachos or an overzealous fantasy league whisper, lauded Underwood’s ‘Thor-level arm strength’ and casually suggested Arch should RSVP for Underwood’s autograph line. Whether he’s watched Underwood’s tape or just caught wind of a viral backyard cannon drill is anyone’s guess, but one thing’s certain: football nerds everywhere have erupted into bracket battles, GIF wars and hashtag showdowns to defend the Manning name.