Progrums

Virginia Tech fans erupted in cautious jubilation as the Hokies notched their first W of 2025, annihilating FCS side Wofford 38-6 in what experts are already calling the “Friendly Fire Cup.” The offense showered the scoreboard with more points than a birthday piñata, while Wofford’s defense played an impressive game of hide-and-seek they didn’t know they signed up for. Postgame, the coach hailed his squad as “national title contenders—if you squint,” then quietly ordered more padded opponents on next year’s schedule.