Progrums

The Hokies celebrated their latest win by turning Lane Stadium into the world’s most aggressive classroom. As Wofford futilely chased shadows, Virginia Tech’s coaching staff whipped out clipboards and started assigning PFF grades to every snap, tackle, and questionable high-five. Did you run a clean route or look like you tripped over your own ego? That’s your grade. Fans are now more obsessed with pie charts than touchdowns, and players are frantically Googling “extra credit assignments” between series. If you thought football was just running and tackling, think again—it’s crunching numbers, too, and the real victory might be surviving the postgame report card.