In a move that’s reportedly left the Peyton and Eli highlight reels gathering dust, Arch Manning has taken over Texas Longhorns quarterback duties like a toddler grabbing the TV remote. Just six games into his college career, he’s already racking up stats that make his uncles’ Super Bowl rings look like participation trophies. Sources say Arch politely asked the referees for extra play time, then quietly invented a new offense that combines chess, rocket science and flair. Meanwhile, fan clubs are considering enshrining his cleats in the college football hall of fame on opening day.
Arch Manning So Dominant, Peyton and Eli Now Selling “Good Luck” T-Shirts on the Side

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