Progrums

In an awe-inspiring display of roster alchemy, Florida State has hit the milestone of 24 future gridiron gladiators, crowning defensive lineman Judah Daniels as the newest offering to the sacred “Tribe26” pantheon. Rumor has it Coach Mike Norvell now spends his afternoons chanting recruiting mantras into a crystal helmet, hoping to conjure the perfect freshman class. Meanwhile, Daniels himself is reportedly polishing up his jersey so bright it can reflect any opponent’s hopes right back in their faces.