FSU fans have been clutching ACL braces and chanting ancient chants since hearing their QB might actually suit up Friday. Tommy Castellanos, who’s been resting “just enough” to keep reporters guessing, emerged from the training room claiming his arm feels “operational” and his ego “intact.” He even showed off a celebratory flex on Instagram—no tattoos were harmed in the process.
Meanwhile, Virginia’s defense reportedly sent flowers to his locker “just in case,” and the team chiropractor threatened to write a children’s book titled How I Learned to Love Tape. As kickoff looms, local sports bars have started taking bets on how many times Castellanos will say, “I feel good,” between huddles. Will he play? Will he shine? Will someone please pass the ice packs? Tune in Friday night to witness either gridiron greatness or a very determined game of chicken with an orthopedic surgeon.
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