Progrums

Lee Corso—the septuagenarian sage of spurious sidelines prophecy—appears to be plotting a surprise descent on Tallahassee this weekend, armed with nothing but an oversized foam hat and an unshakable belief that he’s the true X-factor in the FSU–Miami rivalry. Eyewitnesses report him practicing his legendary “Not so fast, my friend!” on stray golf carts around his backyard, while a crack team of interns digs through dusty attics to unearth every Seminole headdress he’s ever owned. Local fans are bracing for impromptu halftime fortune-telling, impassioned tirades about team spirit, and at least three off-camera attempts to play referee. Buckle up, Doak Campbell—Corso’s coming to crash your party, and he’s got foam.