Progrums

In a move that’s less “game preview” and more “friendly neighborhood roast,” Penn State’s signal-caller Drew Allar graciously reminded the Ducks that Beaver Stadium doubles as a disco ball when the White Out hits. “We’ve got 110,000 screaming fans decked in fluorescent white,” he quipped, “so hopefully Oregon brought their high-beam headlights.” Allar didn’t stop there—he advised the visiting team to pack extra sunscreen for the glare and perhaps a towel for all the tears they’ll shed. When asked about Oregon’s speed, he shrugged, “We’ll see if they can outrun 100,000 laser pointers.” The Nittany Lions, riding a top-10 ranking, seem ready to blind and bind the Ducks in their own avalanche of white noise.