Progrums

In Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, Florida State’s prized commitment Mekhi Williams will saunter back into hostile territory armed with nothing but raw talent…and the stat sheet he printed at home. Local Seminole fans, desperate for visual stimulation beyond crumbling offensive lines, are already lining up for prime can’t-miss views of freshmen flexing under stadium lights. Meanwhile, Miami tailgaters fret over whether to serve Cuban sandwiches or simply throw them at Florida State band members. Expect overenthusiastic high-fives, sudden outbreaks of War Chant karaoke, and just enough highlights on the Jumbotron to distract everyone from the scoreboard.