The Texas Longhorns entered the SEC expecting a quarterback smorgasbord, only to discover it’s all sideshow snacks. Amidst an endless parade of backup QBs, the Longhorns have perfected the art of post-game high-fiving second- and third-stringers. Florida’s DJ Lagway tried valiantly before rejoining the bench brigade, while Oklahoma’s John Matter traded his cleats for crutches in a heroic display of commitment to this bizarre streak. Rumor has it Texas coaches are drafting a thank-you note to every injured starter in the conference—because at this point, backups are the real headliners.
Texas Longhorns Cheerleaders Excited to Finally See a Starter, But Conference Keeps Sending Subs
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