Tony Elliott Shocked to Discover FSU Seminoles Can Actually Football

Tony Elliott Shocked to Discover FSU Seminoles Can Actually Football - painting of Florida State Seminoles football venue

Friday night’s game promises to revolutionize your understanding of sportsmanship, as the Florida State Seminoles—recently declared “not terrible” by Virginia coach Tony Elliott—do battle with the Cavaliers. Virginia faithful are reportedly drafting apology letters in case they underestimated FSU’s ability to actually score. The Seminoles, draped in enough garnet and gold to rival a supermarket wine aisle, will aim to prove Elliott’s praise wasn’t just a public service announcement. Kickoff at 7 p.m. may just redefine what “strong praise” really means.

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