In a move that shocked precisely no one, the ACC has once again graced the world with its second semi-annual scroll of player statuses, AKA the “Availability Report.” Sources say the voluminous document details which Florida State Seminoles will faultlessly make the trip to Charlottesville—and which will perfect their couch potato form instead. Rivals can’t wait to see if anyone actually suits up, while fans are bracing for at least three surprise scratches and an existential crisis or two.
ACC Finally Confirms Which FSU Players Might Actually Show Up at Virginia This Friday
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