Progrums

Though originally slotted as Texas’ very own football-themed Transformer—shapeshifting between DB, RB, and WR—redshirt sophomore Ryan Niblett has finally achieved his greatest destiny: special teams. After testing every position vaguely adjacent to the ball, the Longhorns coaching staff decided the world was overdue for watching this Swiss Army knife of football collide gleefully with turf while returning kicks and punts. Who knew Niblett’s superpower was collecting grass stains at high velocity? Opponents, consider yourselves warned: this gadget weapon comes fully loaded and always finds its way back.