Progrums

Brace yourselves: Penn State’s crushingly polite Hall of Fame linebacker LaVar Arrington is ditching the playbook and stepping into the role of ESPN College GameDay’s guest picker. That’s right—this is the same LaVar who spent his career flattening opposing running backs now wielding nothing more lethal than a foam finger and a microphone. Expect hard-hitting analysis like “I think Penn State’s defense is as solid as these Nikes”—just before he backtracks and praises Adidas for not giving your ankles frostbite. He’ll prognosticate on whether the Nittany Lions or the Ducks will dominate, all while secretly hoping Nike and Adidas put down the Wheaties and figure out their endless turf wars once and for all. Don’t miss it—because the only thing more unpredictable than Oregon’s offense is LaVar’s sneaker allegiances.