Progrums

At 2 a.m., the usually unflappable Mack Brown swapped his burnt-orange visor for a glitter-studded memorial plaque emblazoned with “Beware the Blitz,” personally leading a candlelit procession around Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium. He’s renamed every folding chair from practice in Reese’s honor and launched a petition to give the defensive playbook landmark status—no more doodling on those sacred zone coverages. For the grand finale, Brown plans to loop Reese’s gravelly locker-room monologues nonstop, guaranteeing that the late defensive guru will haunt opposing quarterbacks for eternity.