Progrums

In their post-game therapy session labeled “20 Notes to Remember,” the Florida State Seminoles have managed to rebrand a 46-38 defeat as a feel-good opportunity. Quarterback Tommy Castellanos piled up 367 passing yards and two touchdowns, achieving personal-best numbers while his defense threw the scoreboard a surprise birthday party. Running back James Blackmon Jr. chipped in 85 yards on the ground, earning fantasy managers a fleeting mirage of glory. Receivers Keon Coleman and Malik Washington combined for 14 grabs and two end-zone celebrations, because if you can’t win, at least look good losing. Meanwhile, the Seminoles defense held Virginia’s offense to the highest point total allowed since dial-up internet was a thing—proof that history always has its off days. Special teams contributed a missed PAT and a blocked punt, confirming that giveaways aren’t just for thrift stores. Among the historical tidbits: Florida State hadn’t surrendered 45-plus points since Y2K, and Castellanos’ career-best marks cement his status as unofficial “team MVP in a losing effort.” Sure, 20 notes may be a lot, but you’ll need all the reminders you can get.