Progrums

In a move that rocked chapel hill, Arkansas quietly showed Sam Pittman the exit door faster than a wide receiver ghosts a cornerback. Razorback faithful were left clutching their playbooks, wondering if there’d been a typo in the coaching contract. Meanwhile, up in Athens, Georgia Bulldogs fans are popping champagne (or at least soda) in celebration that the firing frenzy skipped over their program—this time. Analysts suspect UGA might now be scouring the pigskin market for any coach with Pittman’s elixir of charm and questionable fourth-quarter play calls. Could Sam P. become the next Head Honcho in Athens? Or will Georgia politely decline and stick with its current dynasty? One thing’s for sure: whenever one team loses a coach, another gains endless watercooler chatter—and Southeastern Conference schadenfreude.