Welcome to the Crimson Tide’s Daily Sideshow, where we bring you all the Alabama Athletics you never knew you cared about—plus enough TV listings to make your remote question its life choices.
First on the menu: Volleyball. Our beloved squad once again reminded the sports world that consistency is key, dropping their match to Florida and single-handedly keeping that 17-year championship drought alive and well. Some say it’s a curse, others call it tradition. Either way, grab your foam finger and salute the streak.
Meanwhile, over on the diamond, Alabama baseball is pondering if bunt stands for “bring us national titles.” Spoiler: It doesn’t. The baseball team’s season is marching along like a confused marching band—everyone’s in step, but nobody’s sure where they’re going.
Basketball fans, fear not: your heroes are dribbling through the SEC like a GPS on shuffle mode—occasionally finding the basket but mostly taking scenic routes to the scoreboard. Expect nail-biter moments that feel suspiciously scripted.
And let’s not overlook the unsung hero of the day: our TV listings. From morning reruns of that legendary Tide dynasty montage to late-night highlights of the volleyball team’s greatest hits (read: best service errors), we’ve cataloged every channel, every time slot, and every reason you’ll ignore your roommate’s new streaming service.
So sit back, grab your dial, and prepare to be overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Alabama Athletics content you didn’t realize you needed—until now.
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