In what can only be described as a seismic event on the Richter scale of futility, the Washington Huskies somehow conjured six whole points against the defensive juggernaut that is Ohio State. Minnesota’s head coach P.J. Fleck, ever the eternal optimist, swooped in to crown this meager offensive outburst as a “shining beacon of hope” for underdog programs everywhere. According to Fleck, if Washington’s offense can crack double digits next time, they’ll be “leading a revolution” in collegiate scoring.
Fleck gushed that the Huskies’ six-point spree proves Ohio State’s defense is the stuff of legends—like knights in shining pads repelling invaders from the land of mediocrity. He even suggested Washington’s punter might be in the running for MVP, given the extra breathing room he generously provided the opposition. Meanwhile, Ohio State’s defenders reportedly celebrated by high-fiving themselves in the locker room, marveling that they’d almost let Washington reach a full touchdown. The moral of the story? If you can score six points on this Ohio State squad, you might just be ready to challenge for a national championship—assuming you don’t mind setting low expectations.
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