Progrums

After an intensive self-care retreat also known as “the bye week,” Coach Brian Kelly and his crew have confirmed they’ll actually play football again on Oct. 11. Sources say the Tigers used their open date in Baton Rouge to hold deep locker-room therapy sessions—covering topics like “Why Helmets Are Important” and “Is a Timeout Really a Time In?” Rumor has it players even staged a spirited debate over who gets to pick the walk‐on music. Now, refreshed and possibly over‐analysed, the squad is dusting off their cleats, blinking at playbooks, and preparing to stumble back onto the field in full-on college football mode. Stay tuned for the moment when they remember which end zone is theirs.