Progrums

In a plot twist so LSU it could only happen in Baton Rouge, a cadre of former Tigers is set to pounce on the 2025 MLB playoffs like frat brothers crashing a vegan potluck. As alumni from the purple-and-gold glory days shuffle back onto major‐league diamonds, fans are dusting off their foam paws and memorizing fight songs, just in case there’s a spontaneous tailgate in the bullpen. Sources say ex‐Tigers will roam the postseason landscape with the sort of swagger usually reserved for bayou heroes, brandishing curveballs and cautionary tales of nights spent swapping jambalaya recipes between innings. Meanwhile, opposing teams tremble, not from fear of fastballs, but from the crippling urge to ask for college housing referrals and the occasional lecture on how LSU’s campus barbecue ranks among the world’s wonders. Whether these former college phenoms unleash a batting barrage or simply pass out gumbo recipes in the dugout, one thing is certain: this postseason just became a full-blown Cajun reunion.