Howell’s Rapid Rise to Double-Digit Sack Stardom
In a 49–25 rout of LSU, Cashius Howell rocketed past his career‐high by notching his ninth and tenth sacks of the season, becoming the first Aggies defender to reach double‐digit sacks since 2017. Howell dominated a true freshman tackle en route to a nine-yard loss, vaulting him into second place nationally for sacks. With four games still to play, he’s eyeing a spot in A&M’s record books alongside “Mean” Joe Greene, who amassed 20 sacks in 1979. His stellar performance has helped Texas A&M maintain an undefeated start, fueling hopes of a deep postseason run and cementing Howell’s status as one of the SEC’s premier pass rushers.
Move over, therapy dogs—offensive linemen now require full psychiatric evaluations after encountering Howell. If sacks were currency, he’d be printing A&M’s own fiscal stimulus package. Scouts are rumored to carry emergency chocolate bars in their pockets to reward Howell’s next tackle—and to console stunned QBs. Somewhere, “Mean” Joe Greene is updating his LinkedIn profile to “still impressed.” As A&M’s next opponent scrambles to invent a pillow fort around their quarterback, Howell’s only request is a velvet cape and a marching band playing “Hail to the Sack.” Stay tuned: college football just found its new boogeyman.
Coach Praises Howell’s Viral Death Valley Showdown
After a lopsided victory at Tiger Stadium, a clip of Cashius Howell jawing at LSU’s left tackle went viral, prompting defensive coordinator Jay Bateman to gush over Howell’s fierce competitive edge. Bateman applauded his attitude as essential for top-tier SEC defense. Howell, who quietly piled up 40 tackles and 8.5 TFLs last year, has exploded onto the scene in 2025 with 16 tackles, 10.5 TFLs and 9.5 sacks so far, anchoring Texas A&M’s unbeaten run. He’s emerged as a leader in a stellar 8–0 start, eyeing a huge payday in the 2026 NFL Draft, all while warning teammates to respect every opponent.
Who knew a few well-aimed taunts could eclipse playbooks? Forget Xs and Os—tweets and TikTok are the new secret sauce. Next press conference: Howell teaching a masterclass in trash talk while wearing sunglasses at night. Rumor has it he’s launching “Sack Talk,” a motivational speaker tour for underperforming quarterbacks nationwide. Meanwhile, opponents are petitioning the NCAA to classify jawing as a personal foul. One thing’s certain: in the age of social media, sacking a quarterback is almost secondary to going viral while you do it.
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