Georgia Tech’s Brent Key Douses LSU Coaching Rumor Fire
After parting ways with Brian Kelly following a disappointing 5-3 start and a drubbing by Texas A&M, LSU’s coaching search committee saw its rumor mill spin out of control. Among the names floated was Georgia Tech’s head coach Brent Key—until Key emphatically shut the door on any notion of abandoning Atlanta. He praised the Yellow Jackets’ program-building process and stressed that he’s fully committed to elevating his own team rather than jumping ship for Baton Rouge’s drama.
In a move more decisive than a three-point shot at the buzzer, Key swatted away LSU’s flirtations like an overzealous mosquito at a summer barbecue. He reminded everyone that coaches know the game they signed up for—complete with midseason firings and awkward rumor bingo. Meanwhile, LSU fans are left hoping their next big hire doesn’t also slam the door so theatrically.
Joel Klatt Predicts Another Crimson Tide Carnival in Tuscaloosa
Fox Sports analyst Joel Klatt dismissed any notion of an LSU upset in Week 11, predicting Alabama would triumph 31-20 at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Citing LSU’s offensive struggles and recent coaching turmoil—with interim boss Frank Wilson in charge—Klatt argued there’s zero evidence the Tigers can suddenly gel on the road. He praised Bama’s improved weaknesses and lauded their passing game, concluding he wouldn’t touch LSU with a ten-foot pole.
Klatt’s take is as subtle as a foghorn in a library: LSU stinks, Alabama marches on. You can almost hear him muttering, “I told you so” into his helmet. If LSU actually pulled off an upset, Klatt would probably need therapy—or at least a very big eraser. But until that day comes, expect him to keep banking on the Tide like it’s the house at a Vegas blackjack table.
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