Garrett’s Sack Spectacle Rocks Week 12
In Week 12 of the 2025 NFL season, Texas A&M alum Myles Garrett continued his relentless pass-rushing assault, notching three of the Cleveland Browns’ ten sacks in a 24-10 victory over the Las Vegas Raiders. With his season total now at 18 sacks, Garrett is on pace to shatter the single-season mark of 22.5 shared by Michael Strahan and T.J. Watt. Elsewhere, standout A&M products Edgerrin Cooper and Christian Kirk also made contributions: Cooper adding four tackles in Green Bay’s 23-6 win over Minnesota, and Kirk hauling in five catches and the Texans’ game-winning touchdown in Houston’s 23-19 upset of Buffalo.
You’d think the NFL would institute a “Garrett Tax” at this point—every time he sacks someone, the league levies a fee on offensive linemen for emotional distress. Fans have already started chanting his name in grocery stores and during movie previews. Maybe next week he’ll sack the halftime show and collect the microphone for good measure. Rumor has it Garrett’s next target is achieving the first-ever triple sack encore in a postgame press conference.
Aggies Unleash Record 120-Point Barrage
Texas A&M basketball shattered the Reed Arena scoring mark with a commanding 120-84 win over Mississippi Valley State. It marked the Aggies’ third 100-point game in seven contests under new coach Bucky McMillan. Six players scored in double digits, led by freshman Mackenzie Mgbako’s 19 points and flawless free-throw shooting. Guard Rubén Dominguez also made history by draining 10 three-pointers in a prior 109-point victory over Manhattan, and this week’s explosion cemented the second-highest point total in school history.
Some say defense is overrated—just ask the Aggies, who seem to believe opposing teams are merely warm-up acts for their shot charts. You can almost hear the scoreboard whisper, “Are you even trying?” As fans erupt into a confetti-flavored frenzy, critics are left twitching, wondering if McMillan’s fast-break formula doubles as a secret recipe for energy drinks. One thing’s certain: the only thing more explosive than Texas A&M’s offense is the collective panic of their next opponent.
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