Trojans Eye Five-Star Heist at Buckeye Camp
The USC Trojans, led by Lincoln Riley, have their sights set on flipping five-star wide receiver Chris Henry Jr., who remains unsigned with Ohio State after losing offensive coordinator Brian Hartline to USF. Henry Jr., the nation’s No. 7 recruit and California’s top prospect, is reconsidering his pledge amid staff turnover. USC’s No. 1-ranked 2026 class and in-state recruiting dominance, combined with a stable offensive staff, position the Trojans alongside Oregon as the leading contenders to land the prized Mater Dei standout.
In true Trojan fashion, USC has sent its top recruiters equipped with Trojan horses, smoke machines, and a lifetime supply of sunscreen to lure Henry Jr. back to sunny Southern California. Rumor has it Lincoln Riley is personally offering to name the next Trojan missile “Henry Jr.” if he signs. Meanwhile, Oregon’s Ducks are quacking in panic, wondering if they should switch to flamingo pink to compete. Ohio State fans? They’ve started crowdfunding a mobile billboard reading “Please Stay, Chris”—complete with sad trombone sound effects.
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