Ole Miss Courts Four-Star DL to Snatch LSU Talent
Top-15 defensive lineman Deuce Geralds, originally pledged to LSU, has put his commitment on hold amid coaching upheaval under Lane Kiffin. Despite LSU’s hometown appeal and family ties, Geralds says he’ll decide by Friday, with Ole Miss and Georgia Tech lurking. The Rebels’ staff, led by Pete Golding, continues to woo the four-star prospect, hoping to flip his pledge as they finalize their 2026 recruiting class.
In a plot twist worthy of daytime soap operas, Ole Miss has donned its best crocodile skin suit to serenade LSU’s prized recruit. Local sources report Geralds is torn between hometown hero worship of Kiffin and the siren song of Rebel barbeque. Meanwhile, LSU coaches are frantically rearranging chairs and LinkedIn profiles, hoping Pete Golding doesn’t steal another lineman for his front seven. If this standoff ends without a flip, many will suspect ancient Voodoo spells cast by LSU’s defensive line coach.
Rebels Prep for Irish Invasion in ACC/SEC Battle
Ole Miss women’s basketball, undefeated in November, travels to South Bend on December 4 for the ACC/SEC Challenge. The No. 13 Rebels, led by coach Yolett McPhee-McCuin, face No. 18 Notre Dame at SJB Pavilion, with tipoff on ESPN2. The series history is brief—Notre Dame won their NCAA tournament meeting 71-56. The Irish boast junior guard Hannah Hidalgo, averaging 27 points and six steals, plus veteran upperclassmen, while Ole Miss seeks its first SEC/ACC challenge victory.
Nothing says “holiday cheer” like an SEC team sneaking into South Bend to face off against Hannah “Stat Stealer” Hidalgo. Fans are stocking up on Shamrock shakes, dual-ticket pledges and mint juleps in preparation for this cross-conference brawl. Allegedly, Notre Dame priests have been spotted sprinkling holy water on basketballs to ward off Rebel three-pointers. Meanwhile, ESPN executives are polishing their “Up Next” graphics, aching to fill airtime with endless hype about three-point contests that may or may not actually happen.
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