Road Warriors: A&M Eyes Sixth Straight Win at SMU
Texas A&M basketball has bounced back from a 2-2 start to reel off five straight victories, including two 100-plus point outbursts at Reed Arena. As the Aggies close out their three-game road trip, they’ll face an SMU team that entered the season 8-0 (7-0 at home) before dropping a game at Vanderbilt. Head coach Bucky McMillan emphasizes solid defense, limiting turnovers, and taking “elite shots” as keys to winning on the road in a fast-paced, up-and-down matchup.
It’s comforting to know that, three weeks into the college hoops season, we’re still debating the shocking news that playing basketball on the road is hard. Thankfully, Coach McMillan has shared his revolutionary insights: “Don’t turn the ball over, take good shots,” which we assume he discovered during a rigorous YouTube deep dive. The real strategy? Exhaust your opponent with relentless running—because nothing says “smart basketball” like lunging full speed for 40 minutes until someone collapses. Can’t wait to hear the next groundbreaking tip: “shoot at the basket.”
Collin Klein’s Bittersweet Aggieland Sendoff
Texas A&M made a heartfelt tribute to offensive coordinator Collin Klein as he prepares to leave College Station and become head coach at Kansas State, his alma mater. Klein, who nearly won the Heisman Trophy as a K-State quarterback, has led the Aggies’ offense to an average of 454.4 yards per game in 2025. Mike Elko praised Klein as a “tremendous opportunity” maker and thanked him publicly via social media graphics that melted the hearts of Aggie fans everywhere.
Move over, TikTok influencers—Collin Klein’s farewell graphic just redefined modern mourning. Who knew that an X post could trigger an Aggie waterworks epidemic? Fans are scrolling through memory lane as if each pixel carries the very essence of College Station itself. Next up: commemorative branded tissues and a commemorative Snapchat filter. Because nothing says “thanks for your two years” like a viral GIF of someone wiping imaginary tears while sipping sweet tea. Farewell, Coach Klein—may your nostalgia tour sell out stadiums faster than any coach hire announcement ever has.
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