Ashton Stamps Departs: LSU’s Jersey Takes a Hit
Ashton Stamps, LSU’s dynamic cornerback who started all 13 games in 2024, has announced he will enter the NCAA Transfer Portal when it opens in January. After emerging as a lockdown defender with 74 tackles and 16 pass breakups over two seasons, Stamps fell down the depth chart in 2025 behind a wave of newcomers and coaching decisions. In a heartfelt statement, he thanked LSU, his coaches, teammates, and family, expressing gratitude for his time in Baton Rouge and excitement for new challenges ahead.
Fans will surely mourn the loss of LSU’s own “Stampsylvania,” but rejoice: the portal is now officially a form of reality TV casting call. Will Ashton pivot to become the next big thing at “Eric’s Cornerbacks Academy” or merely use the extra free time to perfect his TikTok dances? Coaches everywhere probably just shed a single, solitary tear—or maybe that was an onion chopping mishap. Either way, the transfer portal truly is the NFL’s favorite pastime…if the NFL were a high school musical reboot.
Lane Kiffin’s Next Target: Big 12 QB Set to Shop
LSU head coach Lane Kiffin, fresh off his “Portal King” reputation and a lucrative budget, has eyes on Arizona State quarterback Sam Leavitt as soon as the transfer window opens in January. Leavitt, who boasts a breakout 2024 with 2,885 passing yards and 24 touchdowns and a curtailed 2025 season by injury (1,628 yards, 10 TDs), is officially entering the NCAA Transfer Portal. Analysts expect him to be one of the top available signal-callers, potentially commanding a high asking price as LSU looks to add firepower under center.
You know a coach’s ego has officially checked into Baton Rouge when “portfolio diversification” includes hoarding QB talents like they’re rare Pokémon. Kiffin’s “roster cash” is like Monopoly money with a side of overconfidence, promising an epic free-agent shopping spree. Expect billboards, Twitter polls, and probably a midseason halftime performance by Leavitt to seal the deal. After all, if you can’t blitz a defense, buy the quarterback—budget be damned!

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