LSU’s DL Hunt Spreads From Nebraska to Oklahoma
Four-star Texas defensive lineman Demarco Jenkins, a top-25 recruit in the 2027 cycle, has LSU’s coaches racing to the Lone Star State. After collecting offers from Nebraska, Oklahoma, Texas Tech and more, Jenkins hosted Blake Baker and Kevin Peoples for an in-home visit this week. Meanwhile, LSU has been dialing up other blue-chip targets like North Carolina safety Davion Jones, sending staff coast-to-coast to stack its 2027 recruiting class.
If LSU’s new staff showed up at your front door with casseroles and recruiting brochures, you’d have to wonder if they’d mistakenly stumbled into your living room during a Hurricane Katrina reenactment. But hey, nothing says “we want you” like a college coach offering you a scholarship while your mom serves sweet tea. LSU’s version of DoorDash: door visits with winning pitches and promises of championship hankies.
Corey Barber Flips Script to Become LSU’s New 5-Star Slot Machine
Early-enrollee wideout Corey Barber switched allegiance from Ole Miss to LSU during the Early Signing Period, and Rivals promptly bumped him to five-star status. Now rated the No. 3 wide receiver and No. 28 overall prospect in the 2026 class, Barber joins Lamar Brown and Richard Anderson to cement LSU’s star-studded haul for next fall.
Barber’s meteoric rise is like going from high school prom to front-row at the Super Bowl overnight. It’s as if LSU held a “buy one, get two stars free” sale, and Barber accidentally walked through the clearance rack. In Baton Rouge, even the slot receiver comes with so much horsepower that GPS systems have trouble keeping up.
Bayou Bengals Bag the SEC’s Heaviest 5-Star Haul
In under 60 days with head coach Lane Kiffin, LSU signed more five-star recruits than any other SEC school for the 2026 cycle. The Tigers inked 16 newcomers, landing marquee prospects like DL Lamar Brown, DL Richard Anderson, and WR Corey Barber. Rivals confirms LSU leads the conference with three five-star commitments, outpacing Alabama and Texas.
LSU fans must be scanning grocery store ads hoping to snag Lane Kiffin’s secret recruiting coupon. Imagine combining Amazon Prime’s two-day delivery with a recruitment class so loaded they’re practically shipping national titles next fall. If the Bayou Bengals used a loyalty program, it’d be called “Championship Cashback.”
Joe Brady’s Leap from Baton Rouge to Buffalo’s Playbook
Former LSU passing game coordinator Joe Brady is set to become the Buffalo Bills’ new head coach after two seasons as offensive coordinator. Brady, who masterminded LSU’s record-setting 2019 national championship offense, earned Josh Allen’s support and ESPN insiders tipped the hire. His first task: finding a defensive counterpart and deciding which assistant will call plays when he’s busy juggling head coach duties.
Promoting Brady is like handing the teapot to the barista—sure, he can pour a mean latte, but can he run the cafe? Josh Allen reportedly had an inside vote, so Buffalo fans can rest easy knowing their MVP has a say in the syllabus. Meanwhile, LSU’s alumni network just got a VIP upgrade on the NFL Christmas card list.
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