Brady Boasts: Burrow & Chase Were Self-Running Machines
Buffalo Bills head coach Joe Brady, formerly LSU’s passing game guru, gushed that he “could have closed [his] eyes” while calling plays for Joe Burrow, Ja’Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson on the record‐shattering 2019 Tigers. Speaking on the Fitz & Whit podcast, Brady quipped that his superstar trio might’ve fared better without him—he’s just the highest‐paid traffic director in pro football. Burrow and Chase later chimed in, lauding Brady’s NFL schematics that turned them into historic playmakers in Baton Rouge before lighting it up in Buffalo and beyond.
In other words, Brady has officially declared himself the least important person on the sideline—because when you get paid millions for making hot takes on your own players, that’s true humility. It’s like signing up for a cooking class and then claiming the stove did all the work. Meanwhile, Burrow and Chase are just rewriting coaching manuals in their spare time, because why not? Forget traffic lights; they’re out here inventing warp speed. Keep your eyes open, Joe—unless you’re dreaming of another championship you might have somehow failed to interrupt.
LSU Transfer Turmoil: Five Stars Jump Ship
Lane Kiffin’s Tigers flipped the roster via the No. 1 Transfer Portal class this offseason, but LSU also saw 34 departures. Top movers include OL Carius Curne (Ole Miss), WR Kyle Parker (Ohio State), RB Ju’Juan Johnson (Syracuse), OL Tyree Adams (Texas A&M) and QB Michael Van Buren (South Florida). Each sought greener pastures after injuries, position switches and coaching changes—Curne following an OL coach exit, Parker chasing health, Johnson pinballing between DB/QB/RB, Adams cashing in eligibility, and Van Buren deliberating his future before heading home to Florida.
Behold the Bayou exodus: LSU’s roster makeover looks more like speed dating—commit, break up, move on. Curne’s ditching Brad Davis’s breadcrumbs, Parker’s running from triceps like they owe him money, and Johnson’s hopscotching positions like a spin‐the‐bottle champ. Meanwhile, Kiffin’s in the corner celebrating he landed Portal gold while 34 others slip through his fingers faster than a dropped chain on Bourbon Street. This isn’t rebuilding; it’s mass surrender in purple and gold. Grab your popcorn—this offseason telenovela is only getting started.
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