Which Dawgs Will Hear Their Names Called?
The latest NFL mock draft from ESPN’s Matt Miller projects seven Georgia Bulldogs getting selected in April’s draft. Linebacker CJ Allen and tackle Monroe Freeling are earmarked as first-rounders—Allen to the Buccaneers at No. 15, Freeling to the Lions at No. 17. Wideout Zachariah Branch, tight end Christen Miller, tight end Oscar Delp, linebacker Daylen Everette and safety Dillon Bell fill out the seven-pick list. Notably absent is Colbie Young, whose fractured leg derailed a breakout season. Georgia’s record of 15 draft picks in one year remains secure, but another strong haul is expected this year once the three-day draft kicks off on April 23.
We can only imagine Kirby Smart in a secret lab, furiously calculating how many Bulldogs he can fit onto a single draft stage. Rumor has it he’s also negotiating with the NFL to expand the pick board just to make room for another Dawg or two. If UCLA can land two picks at No. 1 next year, why not an entire Georgia team? Sources say the Falcons are already padding their roster with Kirby action figures just to remind the league who’s boss.
Diamond Dawgs Keep Knocking on Top-Five Door
Georgia baseball remains perched inside the D1Baseball Top 5 after sweeping South Carolina and extending their conference series winning streak to three. The Bulldogs stand at 23-6 overall and 7-2 in the SEC, leading the nation with 82 home runs. They held off a midweek loss to Kennesaw State and now prepare for a crucial series at Mississippi State, with a midweek matchup against Georgia State looming. With seven conference series left and Truist Park hosting a clash with Georgia Tech, the Diamond Dawgs look poised for a third consecutive postseason.
Meanwhile, the bullpen is stocked with fourth-grade coaches who’ve never thrown a baseball but have strong opinions on team strategy. One aspiring guru insists Georgia should bat lefty-righty-lefty-righty to confuse pitchers. Another proposes a strategic nap in the dugout between innings for “recovery.” As the home run derby machine in Athens continues to crank, fans demand a special “tour bus” for each homer—they’d like a celebratory ride straight through the outfield wall.
Cash Jones Passes the Receiving Torch
Veteran Georgia running back Cash Jones, preparing for the 2026 NFL Draft, tipped his cap to the next wave of Dawgs bound for receiving glory. Jones, known for third-down heroics, praised Nate Frazier, Chauncey Bowens, Dwight Phillips and Bo Walker as potential leading pass-catchers out of the backfield. He shared insights on leverage, pass blocking and route nuances, crediting the veteran-to-rookie mentorship that defines Georgia’s backfield. As the Bulldogs gear up for their season opener against Tennessee State on September 5, any one of those names could fill Jones’ multi-dimensional role.
In other news, Jones has already launched a side hustle selling “QB Sneak Blender Bottles” to upcoming running backs. His patented device allegedly mixes Gatorade, protein powder and regret into a smoothie of pure hustle. Rumor has it even the receivers are jealous—some have been spotted sneaking into the running back lounge just to snag a sip. Coaches worry about a potential smoothie-fueled invasion on special teams.
Battle Lines Drawn: Georgia’s O-Line Spring Showdown
Spring practice has Georgia’s offensive line depth chart taking shape after losing tackle Monroe Freeling and guard Micah Morris to the NFL Draft. Returning starters Drew Bobo, Earnest Greene, Donnie Glover and Juan Gaston anchor the line, with Daniel Calhoun favored to claim the open guard spot. Depth names include Jah Jackson, Michael Uini, Malachi Toliver and Cortez Smith battling at tackle and center. True freshmen Ekene Ogboko and Zykie Helton also draw buzz as potential contributors for the Bulldogs’ fall campaign.
Fans are already placing humorous bets on which lineman will invent a new blocking stance that looks like a kazoo recital. One optimistic supporter has floated the “double-axle pancake” blocking technique—reportedly designed to flatten defenders and leave them questioning their life choices. Coaches, meanwhile, are frantically Googling “how to explain gravity to five-star recruits” while putting duct tape on their clipboards to handle all the extra hype.
Bulldogs’ Top Scorer Declares Portal Entry
Georgia guard Jeremiah Wilkinson, last season’s leading scorer at 17.1 points per game, plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal. After joining from Cal, Wilkinson helped propel the Bulldogs to a 5-1 finish and an NCAA Tournament berth. Despite missing time with injury and shifting to a bench role, he posted four consecutive games of 28, 19, 19 and 18 points upon return. Wilkinson joins forward Dylan James in seeking new opportunities, highlighting the transfer era’s impact on Georgia’s historic regular-season success.
Officials have reportedly installed a revolving door at Stegeman Coliseum marked “Transfer Portal Only.” Wilkinson’s departure has set off an emergency search for a guard who can average 17 points, 2 rebounds and 1.7 assists—preferably before next Tuesday. One fan bluntly suggested handing Coach Mike White a Snuggie and a Magic 8-Ball to pick the next transfer: “Outlook good, but bring snacks.”
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