Irish Dynamo Declares USC’s Rivalry Kaput
Former Notre Dame running back Jeremiyah Love, on the cusp of the NFL draft, unloaded on USC for bailing on the historic showdown. In three matchups, Love delivered a freshman cameo in ’23, a near-100 yard burst in ’24 before a knee tweak, and a record-setting 224-yard performance in ’25. Teammates and fans have reveled in seven wins out of eight, and Love insists USC has “had enough smoke.” He’d rather see Notre Dame reignite the clash with Michigan, calling it the “cool” marquee fixture now that the Trojans have tapped out.
In a plot twist even Hollywood screenwriters would find too on-the-nose, Love has cast himself as college football’s belle of the ball—leaving USC pining for mercy on their couch. He’s the guy who shows up in three years, wrecks your ecosystem, and vanishes before you can send a thank-you note. He’s like that overachieving cousin who asks for nothing but still steals the spotlight and all your chores. Meanwhile, USC is over in the corner, scrolling job postings for “most improved” status while brushing off the dust from their old Conference roadmaps. Best yet, Love wants to swap foes and bring back Michigan—just so the Irish can remind everyone that when it comes to historic rivalries, only the bold survive. Cue the Dramatic Zoom-Out.
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