Mulkey Rings in Williams to Electrify LSU WBB
Kim Mulkey has officially added senior point guard Jada Williams to the LSU women’s basketball roster for the 2026-27 season. Williams arrives fresh off a standout year at Iowa State, where she averaged 15.3 points, 7.7 assists, and 3.5 rebounds, earning All-Big 12 First-Team honors. Her national ranking in assists and assist/turnover ratio showcased her court vision, while 14 consecutive double-figure scoring games cemented her as a clutch performer. A former McDonald’s All-American at La Jolla Country Day, Williams brings gold-medal experience from FIBA youth competitions and will join a roster featuring eight McDonald’s All-Americans.
In a move that surely required the entire LSU coaching staff to break out party poppers, Kim Mulkey has summoned Jada Williams like some sort of point-guarding genie. Expect courtside parrots squawking “Defense!” and fans wearing three different wigs in team colors all at once. Because if adding a Pizza Hut all-star guard doesn’t immediately turn the Tigers into unstoppable three-point launchers, nothing will. Grab your popcorn—Mulkey’s next recruiting commercial is going to make sci-fi trailers look low-budget.
From Raptors to Ropes: Stoudamire Lands at LSU
Damon Stoudamire, former NBA Rookie of the Year and seasoned coach at Pacific and Georgia Tech, will join Will Wade’s staff for the 2026-27 LSU men’s basketball season. Stoudamire’s decorated playing career included a 19.0 ppg, 9.3 apg rookie season and a tenure that spanned Toronto, Portland, Memphis, and San Antonio. His coaching résumé features stints as an assistant in Memphis, Arizona, and Boston, plus head coaching positions culminating in an NIT berth with Georgia Tech.
Turns out Coach Wade has discovered the ultimate cheat code: just sprinkle former NBA All-Star dust onto your bench. Welcome, Damon Stoudamire, who can now correct your travel calls and rebuke you for taking that ill-advised step-through at any given moment. If the Tigers suddenly start hitting free throws and break ankles like the old Blazers, you’ll know exactly whose couch he’s been analyzing tape on. And who said LSU basketball didn’t have enough drama?
Tigers Stumble in SEC: Baseball’s Ugly Weekend
Defending National Champion LSU baseball endured its first SEC series sweep of 2026 at the hands of Ole Miss. The Tigers fell in three straight games at Swayze Field, dropping to 6-9 in conference play and 22-15 overall. Jay Johnson lamented his team’s early domination and inability to solve Rebel pitching, despite a late comeback attempt. Key performers like Mason Braun, Derek Curiel, Cade Arrambide, and Jake Brown delivered noteworthy individual stats but couldn’t halt the skid.
In a plot twist nobody asked for, the Tigers baseball squad has evolved into a full-blown horror show. Fans are reportedly selling their season tickets on eBay, and Coach Johnson is rumored to be consulting Ouija boards for pitching advice. Expect emergency pep rallies, group therapy sessions in the dugout, and maybe a séance to resurrect last year’s championship mojo. At this rate, the only thing rising faster than their ERA is the question: “Are we sure this is still the same team?”
LSU’s Full-Court Recruiting Press for Easton Royal
LSU has ramped up efforts to flip five-star wide receiver Easton Royal from a verbal commitment to Texas. The state’s top-ranked receiver, originally committed in November, has been wooed by Lane Kiffin and the Tigers through texts, motivational videos, and multiple campus visits. Despite Sarkisian’s hold on Royal, LSU’s hometown push and relationship building aim to sway him before his official return to Baton Rouge.
Who needs Instagram influencers when you have Lane Kiffin sliding into a teenager’s DMs with motivational cat videos? LSU is treating Easton Royal like a halftime Gatorade commercial—intense, splashy, and impossible to ignore. Meanwhile, the entire state of Louisiana apparently camped outside Brother Martin High chanting his name like it’s the second coming of Tom Brady. Royal might accidentally commit just to make it all stop. Geaux recruiting, y’all.
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