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Virginia Tech’s men’s basketball program has plucked San Diego State center Miles Heide from the transfer portal. The 6-foot-9, 235-pound senior offers 5.6 points and 4.5 rebounds per game with a stout 61.5% field-goal rate—nearly identical to outgoing center Christian Gurdak’s output. Heide brings defensive tenacity from a squad that finished 16th nationally in adjusted defensive efficiency, and his 99 career games (40 starts) supply the Hokies with seasoned interior depth. With Solomon Davis still untested at the college level and redshirt freshman Sin’Cere Jones developing, Heide provides a safety net at the five. His arrival preserves frontcourt flexibility, allowing adjustments with forwards Kuol Atak and Amani Hansberry, shifts for Tyler Johnson, and role tweaks for bench pieces. As Virginia Tech eyes secondary scoring upgrades, Heide’s reliable baseline performance can anchor the lineup while coaches hunt for backcourt firepower and another big if needed.
At last, Hokies fans can stop worrying that Solomon Davis will debut as a video game final boss—they’ve summoned Heide, whose main superpower is not losing height in transport. This move says, “Sure, we’ll try to teach freshmen to dunk on their first day, but let’s keep a grown-up in the room just in case.” Picture the coaching staff nervously eyeing KenPom rankings as Heide patrols the paint, ready to slam defender or patient fan. Meanwhile, Virginia Tech’s bench breathes a sigh of relief: no more practicing breakout moves on a glorified mannequin. Next on the agenda—finding a two-guard who can actually hit a three and stand up to ACC wings, because apparently being big, reliable, and local is only Plan A.
Hokies’ Quarterback Corps: Shake, Rattle, and Transfer
Virginia Tech’s spring game exposed a revamped quarterback room. With Kyron Drones graduated or transferred and no returning starter except walk-on Kelden Ryan, the Hokies feature two portal imports—Penn State’s Ethan Grunkemeyer and North Carolina’s Bryce Baker—alongside Ryan and true freshman Troy Huhn. Grunkemeyer impressed in half a scrimmage with a 13-of-17, 136-yard line featuring a touchdown and an interception; Baker countered with 15-of-17 for 140 yards and a touchdown. Returnee Ryan posted 9-for-14 and 88 yards, while Huhn absorbed six “sacks” in limited action. Drones’s 2025 struggles (1,919 yards, 17 TDs, 9 INTs) leave room for optimism, and portal newcomers bring eligibility and pedigree—Grunkemeyer has three seasons left, Baker four. With an improved offensive line and weapons, Tech’s QB picture looks sturdier for the 2026 season opener at VMI.
Behold the Hokies’ quarterback audition, where portal transfers audition as if they were on The Voice: Penn State’s Grunkemeyer crooned a touchdown, UNC’s Baker hit high notes, and walk-on Ryan bravely lip-synced. Meanwhile, freshman Huhn got rookie bullied by imaginary defenders. The coaching staff’s hope: one of these four will not scare fans into drafting a replacement by halftime of the opener. And if they all flop? Well, there’s always cosplay—just insert a Hokie-themed football helmet on Brian “Pop” Watson’s toddler photo and pray genetic engineering works by September.
Alabama Phenomenon Trades QB for Hokies’ Offense
Braxton Salster, a 6-foot-5, 220-pound athlete from Jacksonville’s Pleasant Valley High, has committed to Virginia Tech’s Class of 2027. Ranked a three-star prospect and the No. 31 athlete nationally by 247Sports, Salster excelled as a dual-threat QB—2,542 total yards, 41 touchdowns, plus 84 tackles and defensively a pick-six—in high school. Although recruited as an athlete, he’s slated to shift to tight end in Blacksburg. Virginia Tech extended the first Power Four offer on March 21, and Salster chose the Hokies over SEC and ACC suitors including Auburn, Ole Miss, and Wake Forest. He joins a tight end room featuring Brody Jones, Luke Reynolds, Ja’Ricous Hairston, Matt Henderson, and Pierce Petersohn, rounding out a deep group for 2027.
Nothing says “welcome to college football” like ditching your QB helmet for a helmet with pointy ears. Salster’s decision to run routes instead of orchestrating offenses must have been inspired by Hokie cuisine—apparently spring pigs fetch better NIL deals than pocket passers. As coaches rub their hands together at the thought of molding this Alabama athlete into a walking mismatch, fans can already taste the touchdowns—assuming he remembers which side of the ball he’s on. Strap in, Blacksburg: over the next four years, you’ll cheer either a new NFL TE or a cautionary tale on what happens when you let someone trade passing for blocking.
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