Nashville Showcases Nation’s #2 DL as Ole Miss Lurks
Kellan Hall, a four-star defensive lineman from Christian Academy of Louisville, has rocketed to No. 2 in the 2028 class. Standing at 6-foot-4 and weighing 255 pounds, Hall boasts offers from top programs like Ole Miss, Notre Dame, Ohio State and more. After an unofficial camp visit in Oxford, he dominated Under Armour’s Nashville Elite Camp, taking home defensive line MVP honors. Rivals praises his blend of size, athleticism and production—21 tackles for loss as a freshman—and notes that he’ll only turn 15 this June. Now with his recruitment in full swing, the Rebels are among the schools pushing hardest to land his commitment.
Of course, the recruiting world is now essentially a reality show and Kellan Hall just bagged MVP—cue the confetti cannons! Preparatory linemen across America are updating their highlight tapes with harp soundtracks, and coaches are sharpening their sugar-coated pitch lines: “We promise daily glam squad meets lineman drills!” Somewhere between the elitism of a college fair and the theatrics of a talent show, Hall’s rise proves no combover is safe from the recruiting spotlight. Who knew sacks against high school QBs could be so glam?
Rebels and Bulldogs Prep for Decisive Rubber Match in Oxford
After splitting Saturday’s doubleheader at Swayze Field, Ole Miss and Georgia will face off in a winner-take-all Sunday rubber match. The Rebels mounted their biggest comeback since 2021, erasing an 8-run deficit with a barrage of homers—two from Dom Decker and one each by Austin Fawley, Will Furniss and Hayden Federico—only to drop Game 2 in extra innings. Sunday’s first pitch is slated for 1:30 p.m. CT, with RHP Taylor Rabe (3-2, 4.19 ERA) taking on Georgia’s Dylan Vigue (3-1, 2.51 ERA). SEC Network+ and the Ole Miss Radio Network will carry the action.
Baseball fans, rejoice! Nothing says “weekend thrill ride” like watching grown men chase a little white ball with wooden sticks. After the Rebels staged a comeback that would make any soap opera jealous, they promptly remembered they still needed to win Game 2. Tune in Sunday and bring popcorn—because if there’s one thing more dramatic than ninth-inning homers, it’s university executives debating broadcast rights at 5 a.m. while you’re still in PJs.
Five-Star Transfer’s High-Speed Arrest Stuns the Rebel Roster
Carius Curne, a 6-foot-5, 330-pound offensive lineman who transferred from LSU to Ole Miss, was arrested by Arkansas State Police on six charges—including fleeing, reckless driving, speeding, improper lane change, possession of a Schedule VI controlled substance under four ounces, and misdemeanor drug paraphernalia. Curne was booked at 5:11 p.m. and released 1 hour and 39 minutes later. The former five-star prospect played eight games and made his first start as a true freshman at LSU before entering the NCAA Transfer Portal and joining Ole Miss this offseason.
Nothing says “team bonding” like a midnight police chase! Forget those campus cookouts—Coach Golding can now spice up spring practice with cautionary tales of “what not to do when you make it big.” Meanwhile, Curne’s definition of “speed” clearly isn’t limited to 40-yard dashes. Here’s hoping his on-field footwork is as nimble as his courtroom footwork—just maybe trade those drag races for drag-and-chips at the Student Union.
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