Under-the-Radar Running Back Boosts Oregon’s Depth
As Oregon enters the 2026 season with championship aspirations, Colorado transfer Simeon Price quietly joins a backfield that already boasts Dante Moore’s dynamic passing attack and a proven rushing trio. Price, who played for Coastal Carolina, Mississippi State and Colorado (before an ankle injury shortened his season), offers fatigue-busting relief behind returning rushers Jordon Davison and Dierre Hill Jr. With 143 yards and two touchdowns in just four games for the Buffaloes, Price could prove the secret ingredient in keeping Oregon’s offense fresh and dangerous all season long.
Oregon’s new “mystery meat” running back lands in Eugene like an unclaimed Amazon package no one noticed. Sure, Davison and Hill Jr. are the flashy cereal-box mascots of the backfield, but Price is that spunky knock-off marshmallow that still makes your cereal sweet. Imagine fans loading up on jerseys bearing a name they can’t pronounce—because who doesn’t love rooting for a guy whose highlight reel fits in a tweet? If Oregon wins a title, Price will finally have more than 35 yards per game to brag about—until then, he’s the Ducks’ best-kept depth secret, and frankly, we’re all imagining him carving up defensive lines while the coaches chuckle at their own genius.
Coaches Board Flight to Cheer on Sadiq’s Big Call
Oregon tight end Kenyon Sadiq became the No. 16 pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, and his coaches weren’t just watching from the office—they jetted straight to Idaho to celebrate. Head coach Dan Lanning, OC Drew Mehringer and special teams boss Joe Lorig landed by his side as Sadiq’s phone rang, capturing the emotional moment in a “Meet The Flock” video. From nervous anticipation to a simple “Let’s do it” on the call, the clip underscores Oregon’s commitment to its players well beyond the college field.
Because nothing says “We care” like rearranging your weekend flight schedule to watch a man you’ve mentored say “Hello, Jets?” on speakerphone. Oregon’s coaching staff turned Sadiq’s draft night into a buddy-comedy road trip, complete with high-fives in plane seats and advice to “relax, man.” They’ve essentially set a new recruiting slogan: “Come to Oregon, and we’ll come to you—literally.” You haven’t truly felt team spirit until your coach gives you a pep talk at 30,000 feet. Next up: Lanning skydiving into the NFL Combine to hype the next prospect.
Cartwright’s Final Five Schools: A Tight End Tour
Four-star tight end Anthony Cartwright III, ranked 16th nationally at his position, has narrowed his 2027 decision down to Oregon, Michigan, LSU, Michigan State and Miami. After official visits scheduled May 29 (Spartans), June 5 (Hurricanes) and June 19 (Ducks), Cartwright will announce his commitment on June 28. His itinerary and potential gap weekend create a dramatic recruiting battle, with recency bias and program pushes likely to sway the final choice in a high-stakes summer showdown.
Recruiting’s equivalent of speed-dating, Cartwright’s visit schedule reads like the toughest summer camp ever: three weekends, five schools and one indecisive carry-out order for loyalty. Will Michigan woo him with free pizza? Will LSU charm him with live alligators? Oregon’s hoping that sitting in Autzen Stadium’s grass two weeks out feels less like FOMO and more like “where I belong.” Meanwhile, fans will refresh Twitter like it’s a stock ticker. In the end, Cartwright might just choose the school with the best GIF selection for his announcement video.
Oregon’s Gear Swap Leaves Millions on the Table
The Ducks’ annual equipment surplus sale offers fans a bargain-hunting thrill, but collectibles expert Darren Rovell argues Oregon is missing out on millions in the NIL era by pricing game-used items at cost. With rare Nike exclusives and player-issued jerseys, the program could partner with players on NIL deals—retaining names, autographs and authenticity—to better monetize the market. As memorabilia and college football business converge, schools that productize surplus gear stand to profit and enhance recruiting.
Because who doesn’t love the smell of bargain-bin jerseys in the morning? Oregon’s surplus sale has all the charm of a clearance rack at your grandma’s attic, minus the actual value. Rovell’s solution: slap on a duck-logo autograph, charge the price of a small car, and split the proceeds with Dante Moore’s bank account. Fans complaining “It’s our Christmas gift!” should realize they also deserve a gold-plated bill when their team leaves money on the table. The future: line up for your jersey, get it signed by the player via Zoom, and call it a day.
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