Next-Gen Tigers Eye Early NFL Leap
The article profiles seven LSU players—Trey’Dez Green, Jordan Seaton, Sam Leavitt, Tamarcus Cooley, Jackson Harris, Dashawn Spears, and Caden Durham—who are considering forgoing their remaining college eligibility to enter the 2027 NFL Draft. It highlights each athlete’s standout traits, collegiate production, and draft projections. From tight end Green’s dominance in jump-ball situations to quarterback Leavitt’s playmaking under Lane Kiffin, the piece explores their college stats, transfer histories, and potential draft positioning. Defensive standouts Cooley and Spears, as well as skill position talents Harris and Durham, round out the list of early-declare candidates poised to bolster LSU’s reputation as a “DBU” and “WRU,” all while fueling the next wave of NFL hopefuls from Baton Rouge.
BREAKING: LSU Tigers Demand Early Draft Declarations to Avoid Studying for Finals
In an unprecedented move, these seven gridiron gladiators have collectively decided that ring practice is overrated and that trading textbooks for playbooks is just smarter. Sources whisper that next spring’s commencement ceremony will be replaced by a silent auction of cleats and combine workout videos. Don’t worry, folks—once they’re under center in the NFL, they’ll have plenty of time to binge-watch Netflix and reminisce about the good old days when they thought a “syllabus” was some kind of viral tight end move.
Where LSU Stars Landed in the 2026 NFL Shuffle
This roundup recaps every LSU player selected in the 2026 NFL Draft, detailing their draft slots and new professional homes. Cornerback Mansoor Delane headlines as the No. 6 overall pick to the Kansas City Chiefs, followed by safety A.J. Haulcy to the Colts (Round 3, Pick 78), wideout Zavion Thomas to the Bears (Round 3, Pick 89), and tight end Bauer Sharp to the Buccaneers (Round 6, Pick 185). Additional selections include wide receiver Barion Brown to the Saints, linebacker Harold Perkins to the Falcons, and quarterback Garrett Nussmeier back to Kansas City in Round 7. The article underscores LSU’s continued NFL pipeline despite a lackluster 7–6 season, and teases brighter prospects under new head coach Lane Kiffin.
ALERT: Chiefs Trade Everything for LSU Cornerback, Including Last Slice of Pizza
Sources confirm the Chiefs mortgaged their salary cap, the rights to Patrick Mahomes’ victory cigars, and even a handful of Super Bowl rings to ensure Delane’s jersey ends in red. Elsewhere, Barion Brown’s move to New Orleans has locals bracing for an epidemic of celebratory jazz hands. And Garrett Nussmeier? He’s apparently rebooting “QB1” with a cameo from Mahomes’ backup clipboard. Stay tuned—rumor has it every LSU Tiger in the draft received a personalized welcome video from Tony Romo reading bedtime stories.
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