New Gators Coach Declares FSU the Top Rival

New Gators Coach Declares FSU the Top Rival - painting of Florida State Seminoles football venue

Sumrall Puts FSU at the Top of the Sunshine Showdown

The Florida vs. Florida State rivalry, forged in the high-stakes clashes of the 1990s, remains the marquee matchup in Sunshine State football. First-year Florida head coach Jon Sumrall told CBS Sports that FSU “has got to be” Florida’s No. 1 rival, citing their annual meetings and proximity. He also slots Georgia just behind as a close second (or “1B to 1A”), while Miami and LSU rank lower due to inconsistent scheduling despite their intensity. Even without current College Football Playoff implications, the rivalry’s history and fan passion keep it burning bright.

And here we have it: a groundbreaking revelation from the sidelines—your fiercest rival is indeed the team you play every year. Next, Sumrall will unveil the shocking concept that you might want to score more points than your opponent. If only someone had thought of such radical coaching wisdom before. Meanwhile, the rest of us will hold our breath to see if he uncovers whether it’s better to win than to lose. Stay tuned for his earth-shattering insights into the possibility of uniforms making zero impact on game outcomes.


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