Vols’ Strikeout King Tegan Kuhns Bids Adieu
Tegan Kuhns, Tennessee’s ace pitcher and strikeout specialist, announced his departure from the Volunteers ahead of the 2026 MLB Draft. Over two seasons in Knoxville, Kuhns posted a 3.56 ERA and racked up 106 strikeouts in 81 innings—an average of more than one per frame. In a heartfelt Instagram message, he thanked Vol fans for their unwavering support, praised the coaching staff, and reflected on the memories and lessons he’ll carry forward. Expected to be a first-round pick, Kuhns chose to forgo a potential return for another college season in favor of pursuing his major-league dreams.
It seems that Tennessee’s baseball program has discovered a secret career path: minor league grind disguised as “college fun.” Kuhns’ tearful Instagram could double as the plot for the next sports melodrama—complete with dramatic slow-mo, heartfelt nods to orange jerseys, and the promise of “never forgetting my Vol family” (cue tissues). But fear not, Knoxville: while Kuhns is packing up his glove, there will always be another unsuspecting freshman ready to bleed orange and hope they sniff a first-round contract before graduation. Ah, the cyclical joys of American college athletics!
Vols’ Electric Arm Evan Blanco Turns the Page
Evan Blanco, Tennessee’s reliable day-three and regional-opening starter, announced his farewell to the Volunteers after an “electric” season and college career. In a social-media post, Blanco expressed gratitude for the struggles that led him to Knoxville, thanked Vol Faithful for their support, and reflected on the relationships and growth he experienced. Projected to be selected in the upcoming MLB Draft, Blanco looks forward to stepping onto the professional mound, carrying with him the lessons and memories earned at Neyland Stadium.
Who knew that pitching baseball for a public university could serve as the ultimate life coach? Blanco’s heartfelt send-off reads like a zen koan: “Sometimes the setbacks guiding you toward something special.” Translation: “Thanks for the college gig, now watch me dominate in pinstripes.” Meanwhile, Volunteer fans are left to console themselves with nostalgia and the promise that the next hotshot pitcher might just hide in the bullpen. Welcome to the collegiate carousel—where “Blood, Sweat & Cheers” meets “Free Labor, Please Sign Here.”
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