Hokies’ Attack Adopts Penn State Playbook
Virginia Tech enters 2026 with its offense feeling like a Penn State tribute act. James Franklin brought over quarterback Ethan Grunkemeyer, tight end Luke Reynolds and play-caller Ty Howle. The schedule kicks off with lighter foes—VMI, Old Dominion, Maryland and Boston College—before road tests at Clemson, SMU and Miami. Transfers and fresh recruits fill key roles, including backs Marcellous Hawkins, Bill Davis and redshirt freshman Jeffrey Overton Jr. Franklin leans on familiar hands from State College, while former coach Brent Pry shifts to defensive coordinator and linebacker guru. With modest expectations for Year 1, pundits predict a 7–8 win ceiling as Hokies shake off underachieving past seasons.
In a plot twist worthy of an identity crisis, Virginia Tech’s offense has been declared “Penn State Jr.” Fans can look forward to awkward reunions as Franklin’s acolytes run Power 5 schemes with the precision of a senior who never quite graduated. Will the Hokies bust out Big Ten handoffs on Lane Stadium’s turf? Probably. Will it work? Imagine your cousin’s garage band covering The Beatles—earnest, enthusiastic and missing a beat. But fear not: with VMI and Old Dominion isolating themselves for moral support, Hokie faithful can clutch their foam fingers and pray the experiment doesn’t end in technical difficulties.
Jaquez White: Hokies’ Swiss Army Defensive Back
Jaquez White, Virginia Tech’s “do-everything cover man,” emerged as the program’s top cornerback prospect ahead of 2026. After a minor spring game injury, the versatile junior—formerly at Troy and Washburn—posted three interceptions, 12 pass breakups and 3.5 tackles for loss last season. White logged 143 tackles over three years, earned All-Sun Belt Second Team honors, and graded among the nation’s top corners on PFF. Coach Brent Pry lauds his ability to play boundary, field or safety spots, making him the defensive centerpiece around which the Hokies plan to build their scheme.
Tech fans, behold your new Swiss Army knife: Jaquez White, the man who tackles like Joe Schmoe playing linebacker in traffic and covers like he’s binge-watched every cornerback tutorial on YouTube. He’s your go-to guy for three-down football—a utility back who could feasibly call additional audibles for costumed high schoolers in the parking lot. He’s so versatile he might moonlight as the waterboy, the kicker’s holder or the halftime DJ. And if Hokies’ opponents think they can confuse him with trick plays, worry not: White probably invented the playbook, folded it neatly and tucked it into his gear bag for safe keeping.

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