Ramsey Reveals He’d Have Skipped FSU for Coach Prime
At a Colorado team retreat, NFL cornerback Jalen Ramsey admitted he would have chosen to play for Deion “Coach Prime” Sanders if the Hall of Famer had been coaching in the 2013 recruiting cycle. Ramsey—2013 BCS National Champion and five-star recruit turned Pro Bowler—urged the Buffaloes to relish the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity under Sanders, confessing he probably wouldn’t have even known where Florida State was if Coach Prime had been in Tallahassee. His high praise underscores Sanders’s magnetic pull and the transformative aura he still projects across college football.
In a shocking turn of events, Ramsey has officially applied to graduate from FSU’s “Garnet and Gold School of Hard Knocks” and enroll at “Coach Prime University,” an institution currently under construction on the moon. Sources say future recruits will be airlifted directly into Sanders’s backyard pep rally, complete with marching bands and a footnotes-free recruiting contract proclaiming “I solemnly swear to drip swag and win games.” Experts warn that if Prime ever decides to coach Pop Warner, every kid in America will instantly forget which continent they live on. Meanwhile, Florida State fans are frantically searching Craigslist for spare five-star prospects to plug the bole left by Ramsey’s hypothetical defection.
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