Cashing In: OU’s Underdog Programs Score SEC Gold
Oklahoma’s leap into the SEC isn’t just a touchdown for football. This fiscal year the Sooners finally collect their full revenue share, and it’s the quieter sports—golf, gymnastics, tennis, soccer, wrestling, and volleyball—that see the biggest splashes. Football’s operating expenses climbed $3 million last year, but revenue rolls in for non-revenue squads whose budgets were slashed by the Big 12 exodus. Golf welcomes new head coach Jonathan Moore after Ryan Hybl’s departure, eyeing facility upgrades. Gymnastics perks up with training-facility expansions and a future arena in Rock Creek. Tennis courts at Headington get fan-friendly facelifts. Wrestling—still in the Big 12—anticipates McCasland improvements. From roster retention to shiny new buildings, OU’s mid-tier teams are suddenly flush with cash.
Oh, the poor Sooners. They left their cozy Big 12 nest only to find themselves showered with SEC gold coins like some overpaid cartoon leprechaun. Suddenly golf coaches get corner offices, gymnasts prance around new practice facilities, and volleyball players sleep on diamond-studded pillows. Football is busy blowing money on CINO—Coaches In Name Only—while tennis goes from cardboard-court chic to championship-grade ivy. Meanwhile, wrestling sits in the hallway, wondering when its turn under the golden shower begins. It’s like a department-wide office holiday party where only the quiet interns get the Amazon gift cards, and the senior partner football coach is left with rancid fruitcake.
Sooners to the Pros: OU’s Baseball Stars Are Picks No.1
Fresh off their third national title, Oklahoma’s baseball roster sent several Sooners to the 2026 MLB Draft. Brendan Brock went to the Yankees at pick 99, showing his .302 average and 13 homers. Jaxon Willits, the reigning MCWS Most Outstanding Player, landed with the Angels at pick 141 after hitting .313 and setting school records. RHP LJ Mercurius, who started and closed for OU, was chosen by the Diamondbacks at 148 thanks to 103 strikeouts. C Deiten Lachance, a postseason hero with 18 home runs, joined the Guardians at pick 184. These athletes now face the choice of pro lights or another collegiate curtain call.
Isn’t college baseball adorable when it tries to play grown-ups? The Sooners just hoisted their third ring, then rolled out players like a talent conveyor belt to the MLB. Brock moves on to the Yankees—because nothing says “big apple dream” like minor-league bus rides. Willits skips dad’s cookie-baking nights to sign autographs for the Angels. Mercurius, apparently fluent in both starting and water-boy duties, ships off to the Diamondbacks. And Lachance? He’s off to Cleveland, where he’ll discover sandlots are replaced by sold-out stadiums and your only fans are paying customers. Next season, OU pitches fresh faces to chase its glory—because amateurism is obviously the true victim here.
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