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Mass Appeal: Jackett’s Offseason Bulk-Up Mission

Elishah Jackett, a 6-foot-7 offensive tackle for the University of Washington, spent spring ball chasing more weight and confidence. Once a 4-star recruit, Jackett still hasn’t seen game action after three seasons. Weighing in at 291 pounds—up 15 from last year—he ran with the No. 3 offense, snagged passes like a receiver and even traded shoves with a sophomore edge rusher. Coaches praise his athleticism and improved attitude, but Jackett needs consistency and another 15 pounds or so before he’ll crack the two-deep. His journey from slender freshman to beefier blocker continues with plenty of chocolate shakes and double-Dick’s Deluxes on the menu.

In the noble tradition of collegiate gruel diets, Jackett’s offseason plan reads like a cheat sheet for every competitive eater at Dick’s Drive-In. Who knew the path to Pac-12 glory involves a crash course in fast food logistics? Next thing you know, the Huskies will open a research lab dedicated to “Shakes for Strength” and hand out napkins like participation trophies. As Jackett bulks up, we can only hope he doesn’t develop a muscle-bound allergy to kale or start moonlighting as a local milkshake influencer. Until then, pass the fries and cue the Rocky training montage—Montlake style.