Camp Takeover: Kewan Lacy Drowns Out the Chatter
Ole Miss running back Kewan Lacy shrugged off talk of revenge tours and Heisman hype on Day 1 of fall camp, insisting he only cares about helping his team. After a record-smashing 2025 season with 1,500 rushing yards and 24 touchdowns, Lacy is already on award watch lists but remains focused on daily goals. Coach Pete Golding even brought in Michigan State’s Makhi Frazier to share the load, giving Lacy a much-needed breather and keeping the ground game fresh for another run at glory.
In a plot twist no one saw coming, Lacy’s secret to success appears to be… ignoring all the noise. Next up: world peace and solving climate change. Meanwhile, the Rebels’ new toy from Michigan State, Makhi Frazier, is the belle of the backfield ball, making headlines simply by existing. Fans can’t wait to watch two glorified gym rats duke it out for carries while the press continues to breathlessly compare them to arch-rivals and political figures. Stay tuned for Day 2 when someone inevitably trips over a football and makes national news.
Bulldog Rescue Mission: Aguero’s Leap to Rebel Safety
Senior safety Joenel Aguero left Georgia’s nickel back role to headline Ole Miss’s revamped secondary. He logged 72 tackles, three breakups and an interception in Athens but wanted more freedom in the open field. After battling a lingering hand injury, Aguero transferred to Oxford to learn Pete Golding’s scheme and chase down quarterbacks instead of covering slot receivers. Now healthy and confident, he’s ready to blitz, intercept and smash anyone who dares run through his gap.
In classic transfer-portal fashion, college football’s hottest marketplace welcomed another cartwheel-prone safety looking for a fresh jersey. Aguero promises to “just play hard and fast,” which in coach-speak translates to “look at me on SportsCenter.” His plan: strap on new pads, learn a brand-new defense in a matter of weeks, and then casually remind fans why they watched him at Georgia… by doing the exact same things at Ole Miss. Local merchandise stores are already counting down to the first shoulder-pad reveal.
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